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grumpy old geeks a weekly talk show hosted by brian schulmeister and jason de philippo discussing the finer points of what went wrong on the internet and who's to blame welcome to grumpy old geeks i'm jason de philippo and i'm brian schulmeister how you doing let's go all right let's rock and roll let's do it okay fine let's do it all right a u.s federal court has ruled that the pentagon designation

of anthropic as a supply chain risk was illegal holy shit something our administration did was illegal shocking u.s just for judge rita lynn found the u.s department of defense's restrictions placed on the ai company and its clawed model were illegal and baseless as part of the ruling the judge barred certain federal agencies from enforcing president trump's order to stop using anthropics tools the empty invocation of national security is not a blank check to punish and retaliate against government critics judge lynn said in

the 59 page decision neither the constitution nor the federal statute invoked by defendants allows them to impose sweeping penalties based principally on anthropics critique of the administration's views so if you remember this was in late february after the department of defense and its secretary pete kegstan pressured anthropic to remove certain safeguards from its ai systems anthropic ceo dario amode however made it clear the company would refuse to allow its model to be used for mass surveillance or the development of autonomous weapons positions which have

probably changed by now subsequent talks collapsed and remember but then and then that next day sam altman said well we're okay with it use us instead which led to the big backlash which is why anthropic is actually now making more money than than open ai is as far as is catching up you know yes which is fine but they're both by the way they're both scumbags so one's not better than the other it's just who had the better pr department that week that week yes after saying it would challenge the

decision anthropic sued the white house and two federal courts for two separate designations to reverse the ban yesterday or i guess a couple days ago now's ruling by judge lynn gave the company a victory on one of those counts but anthropic still considered a supply chain risk pending the second decision even if it wins both cases though the pentagon would not be required to restart its work with the company because you can't force people to work with people and they can come up with other excuses as to why they don't want to and as we all know the way that anthropic can get back in the door if they really want to is

by baron von fuckingstein's bitcoins yeah that's true that's put it put it in the trump coffers and then all of a sudden everything is forgiven i don't think it matters though because if you look at how much anthropic is already embedded in all of the other government places because like the cia and the fbi and all those guys remember they were just like well we're gonna still keep using it we don't give a fuck it's still whatever guys whatever you know they didn't really do anything besides that one you know

pentagon deal and but now and now now our soldiers have grok ai and uh you know open ai so great and special versions came out this week for their for the military so what are you gonna do but you know if the soldiers get bored we have a solution a new lawsuit accuses elon musk's xai of using child sexual abuse material to train grok models the plaintiff identified as jane doe says she was abused as a preschooler and images from that

abuse were later hashed by child protection organizations she was notified after the canadian center for child protection allegedly found ai generated abuse material depicting her on xai systems the complaint also cites online conversations among offenders discussing the creation of ai generated images involving known victims fucking scumbags the allegations come as regulators and courts investigate grok's handling of abusive content with some users

reportedly arrested but xai has not been found liable in this case well you know they're just a platform of course jason and i don't know if this is specifically a great thing for the u.s military but certainly the roman catholic church oh they've yeah they they've they picked that one up real fast they have lots and lots of seats going on there the church's ai of choice grok it is the church's ai i bet they have uh they get the papal bulk discount

oh i kid because i don't because gee because it's true because it's true uh well two major music publishing groups have jointly filed a lawsuit against anthropic accusing the company of one of the largest and most blatant ongoing thefts of intellectual property and history actually you could just kind of cast that around all of these companies sony music publishing and warner chapel music filed the complaint which can be seen in full thanks to music business worldwide uh as of last friday and said that anthropic was

responsible for a brazen campaign of illegally torrenting scraping and downloading copyrighted works on a massive scale for the sake of training its clawed ai model the two music publishers are seeking a jury trial but also up to 150 000 for each infringed work and 25 000 for each instance of anthropic removing copyright management information guess that was automated yeah this could easily amount to billions in damages considering the complaint alleges that thousands upon

thousands of music publishers copyrighted musical compositions were illegally harvested to train the models earlier this year two other prominent music publishing companies sued anthropic accusing it of illegally downloading more than two 20 000 copyrighted songs for ai training purposes that was concord music group and universal music group and they were seeking more than three billion in damages with their lawsuits and previously of course anthropic was hit with another copyright lawsuit but from a group of authors who claim that the company used pirated copies of

their protected works to train its ai models anthropic ended up settling that case for a record settling 1.5 billion these music companies are going to get that if not more so yeah i hope this one goes to jury i hope this one goes to jury trial because that's what we missed with the author case and you would think in general a billion dollars a billion dollars here billion dollars there uh on these lawsuits shouldn't these companies be out of business considering they're not really all that profitable

nope they're they've got so much funding coming in still from every mostly probably from jensen wang at nvidia with the you know the or boris fund you know the cycling of money exactly you need spinning now so fast that billions just get kicked out from lawsuits i know i wish one would land on my roof please that would be nice that would be nice yeah land on my jeep please because it's still not going anywhere i'd appreciate that well researchers are raising a

counterintuitive question could interacting with artificial intelligence make people behave more like machines the concern is that frequent communication with chatbots and other automated systems may encourage users to adopt their patterns more formulaic language rigid exchanges and less emotional or socially nuanced communication the article points to a broader psychological possibility people often adapt their behavior to the tools and environments they use especially when those tools reward concise structured and predictable responses

we've actually talked about this before on the show brian back before you know the the scientists have got in and started to do the studies but we noticed that that people were you know they were getting chat gpt yeah well you're you're correct sir i should have taken the garbage out last night but i didn't anyway what i've noticed is from just years and years of editing podcasts especially guest driven podcasts what i will notice is that i you know my host will have

one set of language quirks and then the guest will come in and have a different set of language quirks by the end of that episode they have merged and melded and they will pick up each other's verbal tics and it's it's like a social it's it's it's probably you know completely unconscious unless you know the the host is actually very savvy which you know is possible but for the most part you will hear verbal tics that a guest has the host will pick up not generally the other way around i think

it's because the hosts generally have more social intelligence than the random guests that come on and i think it's ingrained in them that they will do that so i can see that happening with you know talking to an ai over and over again yeah there's no doubt about that that that happens and i i know you have two wolves inside of you jason and both of them like to live alone aware that you have a roommate but you're you're kind of a loner as someone who has been married for an awful long time now and now also has had a child in his house for an awful long time now i will tell

you a hundred percent that yes that happens we we all start to adopt each other's little mannerisms here and there yeah it's just human nature so if you are spending the majority of your time talking to ai you're going to be fucking weird in a normal social situation end of story exactly yeah yeah and you know i've lived with this person for 15 years i i know what you're talking about of course that happens you know it just it just happens but i just noticed it specifically when two

strangers get in the room and it happens within an hour it happens quickly yeah absolutely the one that drives me the worst that it's crazy the um smack um they start smacking their lips and everybody with misophonia just crinches their back and goes why are they doing that and then i swoop in and fix it so okay this has kept me in business there you go so yeah yeah but you know this is just one of those things to keep an eye out so if you are talking to ai a lot especially if you're using the voice chat like whisper flow

and things like that it's going to happen even more often you know yeah so keep an eye on it i saw this article over at gizmodo by uh written by a guy called mike pearl uh he says more evidence emerges that gen xers feel the most whatever about ai he said earlier this month i noticed that there was a pew survey that hinted that gen x respondents might not be all that excited about ai one way or the other obviously we're excluded because we fucking hate it uh pew's report highlighted a freaked out response among younger people but my eye was

drawn to the relative apathy on display from 50 to 64 year olds now you could pretty much stop the article right there because we're apathetic about everything everything fucking everything yes the survey wasn't divided into tidy generational cohorts but a new study from glassdoor is and its findings hinted the same trend as pew 46.1 percent of gen x workers had nice things to say about ai use in the workplaces while millennial and gen z workers spoke positively only 38.6 and

32.2 percent of the time respectively so it's basically coming out that gen xers aren't as negative about ai as the younger generations are they're not positive about it by any means but they're just not as negative about it now from my personal experience talking to predominantly gen x friends the reason is we're all just basically hoping to hang on long enough to be able to retire we will begrudgingly use ai to keep the fucking job until we

get the cardboard box to load up our things and ice cream cake on our last day that's the whatever the whatever is i'm fucking tired i'm almost retired let me just fucking hang on here you want me to use this crap i'll use this crap i don't care yeah see i wish i could retire retirement just sounds funny it just sounds funny you know i just hope to have enough bullets in the gun like when it when the day finally comes to say i'm too fucking tired for this

shit ai just finish me just finish me off but yeah i think you really nailed it with gen x we just don't give a shit about anything we never did we don't now we didn't know we don't care just we want to get through the day and then go and maybe have a nice glass of wine and listen to some nine inch nails which is now like old folks music yeah that's elevator music now it's yeah elevator music anyway a glass door survey finds employee sentiment toward workplace ai has turned sharply

negative so this is not just gen x we're moving on to the regulars the normal peoples so the the people who specifically hated in this study are the ones that i found interesting insurance claims adjusters were among the strongest critics with negative views in 98 percent of ai related comments followed by writers and editors at 81 percent and accountants at 80 percent that's because all of that is so easily automated but when you're dealing with llms brian we know it sucks

at math yes that's the thing it sucks at math the thing is the job now just becomes correcting things which is nowhere near as exciting right like no you got you got into this to be a writer or you're actually really passionate about figuring out actuary life tables but now you're just chugging them into a machine you're not doing the fun part of the job and you're just combing through looking for errors that sucks well but i mean you're gonna have a job

because there are so many errors you know expect but i mean if they're using machine-based learning for some of these tools yes it knows how to do math because it's not llm based the problem is when you get into llm based ai and math it doesn't it just says okay what's the next number maybe that a bunch of other people put after it but it might be from a completely different equation that has nothing to do so what if you what if your llm is trained on non-euclidean geometry and you're trying to have it fill out a fucking excel spreadsheet

like some row well that's not going to work because you know the color is going to come back purple and then it's going to get sent off to rick ross and then you know whatever or simple misunderstandings of data i mean we saw all of this with doge and all their bullshit like it just counted a bunch of people as dead because it couldn't possibly understand that there was a birthday before 1928 or something like that or whatever the fuck it was it was all just bad badly formatted data bad instructions and bad reading of the

instructions i the accountant that i know i have a one friend that is a certified public accountant and he won't let that shit anywhere near his office you know he works with like a couple hundred a-list celebrities so he's like i can't afford to be wrong no you end up in jail yeah yeah he can literally go to jail if he screws up so or his house in the grand caymans one of the two

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1.21 gigawatts what the hell is a gigawatt the move offers together ai an alternative as opposition moratoriums and cancellations constrain new facilities in the united states nearly half of americans strongly oppose data centers being built nearby saudi arabia is positioning itself as an ai hub while diversifying beyond oil with partnerships involving aws xai and microsoft analysts warn that regional conflict creates security risks

potentially causing commercial losses strengthening rivals such as china and undermining critical ai systems now i i know that region of the world is rather famously low on water yes they are so i do i do wonder are they able to cool these data centers with their oil maybe well maybe they use the oil to get a frigate to go up to the south or down to the south pole and buy some iceberg s and shove them up all the way up there

yeah yeah yeah just pick the ones that up that are floating by because they seem to be just falling off of everything nowadays but we are hell bent on killing ourselves aren't we oh so fast so fast so fast uh we don't have to worry about retirement brian the planet is going to be retired for us yes so i fine go to saudi arabia be my fucking guest be my guest because the data center thing just keeps getting better president donald trump is warning communities that resist

new data centers they could lose out on economic growth saying opponents should be prepared to quote have fun being poor we already are we're fucking late you fucking terrorist yes we are too fucking poor you asshole it didn't take a data center it just took you ah maybe we should put data centers in iran we should put them on the goddamn fucking white house let's put them in a stupid ballroom put it yeah that's it just turn that in turn the east wing into a data center

yeah that's it you know and we can get you know the ufc guys to sit there and mop the floor in between bouts that would be perfect some trump supporters are criticizing the message and the dispute highlights a broader question how much should local communities sacrifice to attract the infrastructure behind the ai boom i'm having i'm i'm having discussions with people and i'm seeing discussions about the data center thing going on and there's some people that are not quite understanding i think what the root cause of the data center issue is people are like oh my god these people

just don't get it because they're using the cell phones and the computers to coordinate their you know their their protests against the data center so they why can they be anti data center where they're actually using the tools two things one the data center backlash is a proxy fight for the rich fucking assholes that are destroying the planet has nothing to do it's all about class war that's exactly what it is you know and if it's not class war it's about the

fucking environment because look at elon just bought the company that makes those fucking generators gas generators that he shit all over memphis with so now he owns the company to make even more of them to spin up more data centers and be more environmentally irresponsible yeah when there are people out there who know how to build a data center that is environmentally responsible does not use water because it has a closed loop system but those things are expensive and take time to build they just want to shit these things out every

15 fucking seconds because we need to make more goddamn kitty porn that's what let's not forget that even when elon puts up his his generators to do it and then is told actually that's illegal and you need to take them down he has over a year to be able to do it so there's no reason for him not to break the laws and just do this yeah there's none it reminds me and this is where the consequences and shit come in with him

and the problem is that he's not going to be able to do it and I think

give a fuck about anything it money literally means nothing I know and it means nothing to them means everything to the rest of us the 99.99999% of the fucking world that can't afford to buy fucking gas so yeah it's about class war so stop with your other like stupid fucking arguments about oh you know whatever it's that's what it's about has nothing to do with anything else product rise have you ever heard of product rise brian I have not I'm sure

they're about to piss me off though I actually they're gonna well they are gonna piss you off because they've been experimenting with some of google's ai mode uh search results and uh a product rise experiment claims that google's ai mode recommends products that cost 21.6 percent more on average than the same items found through traditional search right there you have it want to know why people are pissed off there you go the study also found that ai mode listings appear 49 higher on the page while the primary seller differed nearly

half the time only 1.28 percent of products overlapped between the two search modes for identical queries on the same day so shenanigans it's all about the fucking shenanigans google says both modes use the same data source and encourages shoppers to compare retailers which aka says do your own research fuck you guys oh good times happy times yeah let's uh let's pivot over to those old self-driving cars 20

years away still jason that's what i'm saying 20 years test drivers operating avs before they're ready to go driverless are hugely important and a concerning report shows a consistent trend of injuries to humans in waymo and zooks test vehicles occupational safety and health administration data shows upwards of 20 injuries reported by alphabets waymo and amazon owned zooks according to a report from tech crunch many of the injuries

reported to osha involve hard breaking or quick directional changes on the street and in the case of waymo and service depot locations reported injuries include spra ins back pain and whiplash tech crunch said the injuries have risen significantly as av companies waymo in particular have made big pushes for service in new cities and subsequently have racked up more test miles incidents reported to ocean were also highest in test vehicles in los angeles phoenix and san francisco some of the largest markets right now for all avs

so we're rapidly expanding we're testing a lot more we're finding out that these things are actually hurting all the people in them but progress progress i i gotta ask you brian when i was a kid everything i knew about whiplash i learned from the brady bunch do you remember the whiplash episode i do not i think i was probably uh the couple years difference between us is showing right now okay there was it was a there was a there was a thing where a guy had whiplash and they

went to court and one of the brady kids figured out that the guy was faking it so in the middle of the court case he threw a big book on the ground and it slammed on the ground and the guy turned his neck really fast and they're like well if he had whiplash he couldn't do that your honor caught him you know you and he goes you meddling kids and he pulled a scooby-doo and all that i was about to say the back of my mind i was thinking i probably learned about whiplash from some scooby-doo episodes also by the way quicksand i was really concerned about quicksand as a child and i was very concerned yes i

thought it was everywhere yet to see any i've fallen in a couple swamps but yeah no quicksand no quicksand i have had whiplash before it sucks it is no fun i get rear-ended one time and like man i should have gone to the hospital because whiplash hits you three days later when you're lying in bed you can 't get up because your neck is so fucked up anyway uh by the way uh speaking of uh self-driving and autonomous cars now this episode comes out on thursday september 3rd and so everybody should turn on the

news because it's the big reveal day for the tesla robo taxis in austin that's right it's launch day so stay inside whiplash pets on a leash yeah uh well speaking of tesla a new report describes another fatal tesla crash involving autopilot according to the account the vehicle stopped in an active freeway lane and was then rear-ended killing the driver oops the brief report does not provide all details about the crash's location the vehicle speed well the speed was zero because he was

stopped traffic conditions are why the tesla stopped it also does not establish whether autopilot malfunctioned or whether the driver was monitoring the system as required tesla's driver assistance technology is not autonomous but they sell it as it is yes what's it called again full self fully self-driving supervised by the way brian i want to here's something that you should never do to a tesla if you see it in a parking lot is buy a pack of bubble

gum chew some bubble gum and then walk around to the side of the each tesla where those cameras are on right between the wheel and the door and put some bubble gum on them that's a very bad idea be even worse if you spray painted them because what i found out doing my research was that disabling those cameras actually disables fully self-driving as well and lane changing and other things because as we've said in the past elon is a fucking idiot because he went with

camera-based systems instead of what is it brian lidar exactly so you can take down a tesla with a stick of bubble gum but you shouldn't is what i'm saying you should really not do that when you're walking through the whole foods parking lot after you've bought your overpriced salad so there you go that will give you the shits yes it will oh no more salads for me tesla's latest full self-driving software may still struggle around railroad crossings

in a dash cam video a tesla running fsd version 14.3.7 which was the latest version stops near a flashing crossing signal then accelerates towards the tracks the driver breaks manually just before a freight train passes rear camera footage shows the train initially obscured by brush but visible before the car moves forward the incident is notable because said fsd 14.3 improved detection of unusual objects in the vehicle's path no it doesn't no

it doesn't no it doesn't sorry so yeah i watched the video and uh yeah i mean he was stopped and then the thing just said yeah i think i'll just keep going right as the train was coming it's like oh shit in the screen there's a big giant railroad i'm not playing with boobies there's a big giant railroad sign blinking and you can obviously see it so yeah yeah way to go tesla and so so do you really want to get in a

self-driving tesla robo taxi with no brake pedal where i'm sure in austin there are trains somewhere because it's i don't even want to get in the tesla anymore like i thank god that one friend that had one so he got rid of it so oh well that's a good friend because i see i still see teslas with new license like new dealer plates on them every single day and i'm like you guys are complicit with a mass murderer why how can you how can not even buy one of those i don't know with not even with

standing that they're just we keep talking about how these cars screw up all the time they're not safe they're not safe they're not safe and also um uh the tire place down the street hank's tires great place if you're in the valley they said that some of their business has gone through the roof because teslas are built with those low profile tires yeah and they weigh a bajillion pounds because of the battery so the tires wear out like three times faster than any other car so they are

selling so many tires to tesla people they love them so you're going to spend more on just maintenance okay you don't have to get an oil change but you got to change your fucking tires every like six months so they 're just dumb vehicles well you know what hitler had his hitler had volkswagen elon needs his tesla so every you know mass murderer in history needs their own automotive company now i mean that's that's what it is i wonder what lenin would

have had you know well probably donkeys but yeah okay what else we got oh the ongoing legal battles surrounding calci are heating up the latest development comes from the ninth u.s circuit court of appeals which overruled calci's attempt to block nevada from overse eing its prediction market platform this decision comes several months after nevada's gambling regulators and attorney general sued calci in february saying you're gambling

let me look this up uh uh let me right here in the pages yeah you're gambling yeah and you know what we are we're gambling regulators so we want to regulate you because you are gambling yes and then calci of course said no we're not no we're not we paid all that we paid all that money in trump coin we should we should not have what they're in the gamb ler ringer regulators are just like

well we didn't get a cut so you're gamblers yeah so uh nev ada has ruled in favor so uh yeah we'll see what happens next many other states have also challenged the legality of calci and other prediction markets operating in their jurisdictions for similar reasons aka they're gambling most recently connecticut's attorney general accused calci of an unlic ensed sports betting operation and is looking to ban the prediction market in their state however another federal court ruled in april that new jersey doesn't have the authority to enforce regulations on calci

luckily they're also facing legal actions from rhode island new york and arizona at the heart of the debate of course is the lack of an ultimate regulatory decision that determines whether it should be states or the u.s commodity futures trading commission with the final say on prediction markets or as we call them gambling gambling regulators yes that's it yes and gambling regulators already exist in any state that allows gambling so let the gambling regulators regulate this new gambling site yeah and you

know what you know why every state that has gambling has regulators so the states get paid the only reason the state has gambling is because they want the tax money so if you're fucking with their tax money they're going to be pissed so here here's a tip calci and all of your other prediction markets cut a deal with the states for people who are in your state they're gambling to send your cut you got to give the vig you got to give the vig to the state

period that's right it's not going to work without it well speaking of calci has issued its first ever lifetime ban barring former congressman george santos after accusing him of manipulating a market tied to his attendance at president trump's state of the union address calci says santos made large trades between february 2nd and 25th then posted misleading public statements about whether he would attend influencing contract prices the platform says he profited seventeen thousand eight hundred and thirty nine

dollars and has imposed a seventy one thousand three hundred and fifty six dollar penalty okay the commodity futures trading commission separately fined santos thirty five thousand dollars over the same trades calci also temporarily suspended three political candidates for trading contracts related to their own race amid broader concerns about insider trading and manipulation on prediction markets so here's the thing how's calci gonna collect on that that's you know what you banned me and now you want me to pay you

why am i going to pay you you're just a fucking company you didn't take me to court this is just you know your internal you know fines yeah what the fuck what do you expect now the the thirty five thousand dollars he has to pay yes because that's an actual thing yes the rest of it is just uh just delete the email that you get from calci asking for their money yeah seriously i do put a little uh block notice in in gmail and you're done you've never heard from them again uh now here's a fun one brian this one makes

me happy an amended class action lawsuit against meta expands privacy claims over its ai powered smart glasses to include bystanders who never bought or used the devices the complaint alleges people were recorded without informed consent when nearby users activated the glasses ai features with some bystanders reportedly minors it follows an investigation alleging that footage captured by the glasses including intimate scenes sex nudity and identifying

documents was sent to human contractors in kenya for review and ai training which we've talked about before when this was started to happen now plaintiffs say meta's claims that the glasses are quote designed for privacy and keep users quote in control are misleading arguing that millions may have had their faces voices bodies junk and personal information captured and processed without consent yes meta yeah meta denies the allegation saying data may be reviewed to improve products while claiming it filters

identifying information and takes privacy safeguards meta says it sold more than seven million pairs in 2025 and uh yeah so uh uh do they have uh penis anonymizing software now to, it's ridiculous. Now, the thing about this is it's like with bystanders, you know, out in public, they don't have a case . If it's just somebody walking down the street, you don't have a case of privacy when you're out and about. But if you're say like in

somebody's home and you're, they're filming you or just at any kind of private gathering and there are kids there, those kids are still getting sent to AI or getting sent to Meta to train their AI,

there. There's a place. There's a place. There's a place.

There's a there's a place where there's a place where you're going to

be, there's a place where forward a combined $1.2 billion into candidates for federal elections this cycle. And this is why everything fucking sucks. We need to stop this shit. The top five include, it's just a murderer's row, Mark Andreessen, Ben Horowitz with $115 million, George and

Alex Soros, $103 million, Jeff Yass, $94 million, Elon Musk in a paltry fourth place at $90 million, and the Republican nonprofit One Nation, $76 million, which is an arm of the Senate Leadership Fund. All donors in the top five, except for the Soros family, are supporting Republicans.

Musk has authorized his super PAC, America PAC, to spend at least $100 million, but other reports have suggested he plans to spend as much as $200 million before the midterms are held in November. I assume that other $100 million will just be to fuck up the voting and cheat.

Yeah, yeah. Like last time. I was reading the Gizmodo article about what they're doing with the postal system and the voting, the mail-in votes, and I had to close my laptop because I was going to throw it against the wall.

Yeah. If all that comes to fruition, I give up. Anyways, the U.S. political system enables a form of legal ized bribery, as any regular person would understand the term. However, what we've learned is regular people do not understand terms like full self-driving or meta's glasses built for privacy or Kalshi is not gambling.

So I don't think people understand shit anymore. Although in a very funny bit of the story, all-in podcaster Jason Kalakanus. Kalakanus. I can never say his name. Kalakanus. You fucking hung out with him. Come on. You guys should be able to spot his name. I know, but I always want to call him Kalakanus.

Because he's an anus. I was going to say, you have to put the emphasis on the an us. Kalakanus. Yes. Kalakanus. Even framed it in those terms on X writing. It's so uncouth that the affluent donate these dollar amounts and that politicians accept them.

He is a friend of Musk and he continued, bribe a cop and they throw you in jail. Bribe a politician and they make you king. Well, even a stop clock is right twice a day. Yeah, but he's still writing it on Elon's Nazi bar. Well, he's still an anus.

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I didn't write it myself. I built it. I product designed it. I have multiple computers around my house. I have two laptops, two desktops, and two iPads. And so when we do this show, I need to have news everywhere because I'm just like, depending on what mood I'm in and what I'm thinking, I can get into it and get my reader going.

And I originally built the RSS reader. There's a point to this whole conversation. I built this RSS reader to do the things that I wanted a good RSS reader to do, which is the way I process news for this show. I sent you a copy of it. You tried it out. It's an RSS reader.

But it has a couple enhancements that most RSS readers don 't have, which is get the original article and parse it and give me a reader mode, which every RSS reader should have, by the way. It wasn't that hard to implement. But so this last week, I made it so everything syncs.

All of my machines have the same app on it. And I made the iPad version of it. So it's on my iPad, not my phone, because I don't want any of this shit near my phone. It took about two hours of whacking codecs over the head to make it work. And it's awesome.

It is awesome. And what I really found is having news access on every device around my house is a depression machine because I can look at the news anytime I want and I can make notes for this show.

And I'm like, oh, my God, this I'm taking a dump, making the making the dump. Dog food, hanging out in the yard, doing whatever. I'm like, I can pull up my news and I can crank out a few articles and get this shit done. Now, the funny part about all this is I have like 25 news sources in my feed that I that I, you know, go through religiously.

The one that was the most depressing out of all of them is one of yours, Brian, the Atlantic. Yeah, fuck the Atlantic. That is that is a sadness generator. That is a hate machine. There's nothing good about anything those people write because every single headline, I just want to go out and shoot a puppy.

It's just, you know what, Jason? They're never wrong. That's the fucking problem. I don't even read the articles. I just see the headlines and go, yeah, fuck. Yeah. And I can't believe I pay them to be depressed, but I do.

I'm a subscriber. We do because I pay for half of that with you. That's right. Yeah. You know, but yeah, I just I can't. I'll leave that to you because I don't think we've ever used an Atlantic article in this show. I usually don't. I read their articles and then there's like bits or pieces that I'll go and then I'll search them out because because Atlantic tends to be long form, too, and very well written.

And we don't want that. We want the beats so you and I can riff on it. So whatever I've read about in the Atlantic, I'm now informed by their opinion. And I go find the article somewhere else, like in Gadget, that just gives you the bullet points. You know what I mean? Well, there is a button in Seneca that you can press that will summarize everything for different levels of how long you want to be able to talk about it for.

Right. But I was thinking, though, you know, because I use we bitch about AI all the time and I you know, we all do it. But I use it a lot for making things that make my life better as far as software goes. Like I rebuilt all those old websites and I write this software.

I've got track a lot that's out there. Version 1.5 is out. Go buy it today. $2.99. Version 2 is going to be $4.99. So get it while it's cheap. Anyway, I build these things using the the, you know, the tokens that I get from my paid subscription because I find that I sleep better at night.

This comes back to us telling everybody if you get a class action lawsuit notification in the mail, it is your duty, your obligation to follow through with that to get the money, because if you don't get it, it goes either back to the company or just to the lawyers. So you have a moral obligation to follow through with a class action lawsuit.

And that that's that was your tenant, Brian. I give you full credit for that. Mine is if you pay for an AI service, you burn every fucking token that they give you every single one. Because if you spend $20 on their service, you can get $2, 000 worth of value out of them and you can bleed them fucking dry.

So I don't care what you have that thing doing in the background. And I'm going to tell you right now, there's a there's a tag that you can run that slash goal G O A L. And then if you do that, it won't stop until it figures out how to get to that goal, which is, you know, half the reason probably hugging face got broken into.

But hey, you know, that's a that's a story for another day. But anyway, I just love making making this software. So I might actually release this one if I tidy it up a bit, because it is actually a really good RSS reader. Now I built in so much stuff. This is the RSS reader I wanted always.

You should absolutely release it and charge a buck or two for it. You know, why not? Yeah. I mean, there are power nerds out there that would actually really like this one because it's it is it is slim and it does exactly what it's supposed to do. And now it syncs across every device in your house instantly using CloudKit.

And it's fucking great. You know, I have I went to test it. I basically had all my iPads and all my laptops and one desktop. And I, you know, I started I started an article for reading later instantly. All of them updated. I'm like, OK, this is fun.

I can get behind this because I I had to get rid of Reader 5 because Reader 5 I was using with Feedly and Feedly. My login was with Google. And then when I turned on enhanced security in Google, broke Feedly. I can't use Feedly anymore because they don't support Google enhanced authentication, which I found most places don't.

So if you want to use enhanced authentication through Google, it's amazing how many things stop working. I lost Spark. I lost Reader. So that's why I wrote this is because I couldn't use Reader anymore. Right. So, yeah. Anyway, one last AI bit for me. I've got I've been running the new iOS and iPad OS and Mac OS, you know, all the betas.

The one thing that I use this fucking watch for this this Apple is $1,300 Apple Watch Ultra 2. Hey, hey, shithead. Five minute timer. Because I make tea and it takes me five minutes for my tea to steep every day.

Ten times a day. Hey, shithead. Five minute timer. Used to be like that. Used to be instant. It would turn on. And if it and but it was smart enough to know that it offset the time that the timer started from when the interaction started with your voice, you know, calling, hey, shithead.

Yeah. You know how long it takes with this new Siri? Fifteen seconds. That's that's insane. Fifteen fucking seconds for my watch to pick up, do the little and then turn on a timer. It still gets it kind of from when the voice interaction started.

But it's not exact like it used to be. They have added so much, quote unquote, power to it that it doesn't actually do the simple things that it used to do. And it reminds me of Alexa. Remember when Alexa fucked the screw the pooch? I was just about to get into that because that is that has been my experience with Alexa.

I had I went all in on Alexa. We have them all throughout the house. I use them to play music. We use them to do video calls with my mom. They have gotten so bad at everything else, at everything else. It just it can't answer the basic questions. It can't it screws up getting me the weather.

It takes forever to start playing the music that I've asked it to play. It's gotten so bad that I just I got to figure out I'm going to I want to keep one for the video calls because video calling my mom is great. We still like to do that all the time. But I got to do something else for music around the house, which takes us right into our next story.

We have followed the saga of Sonos since they shit the bed and destroyed themselves for quite some time. I heard actually I saw in the news and I didn't put it in because I thought you would. But maybe you haven't had a chance to check it out yet. They have a newer version of their app that apparently fixes more problems. But now it's AI enhanced.

So it hasn't been released yet. I checked it. I checked it before the show. And it's like until until it ships. I don't want to talk about it. Yeah. So we'll talk about that when they get there. But my experience with Sonos, I had one at the office when I was working here for a while is I like the speakers. They sounded great.

They certainly sound better than than my Alexas do. But I hated that app so much. The one thing that I've always liked about the Alexas is I can launch Spotify from my from my Mac, from my phone, from whatever, and literally just pick the speakers and start playing from from Spotify directly without having to go through another app.

Well, JBL is basically trying to come into this market now. They've announced a Cove series of Wi-Fi speakers, which are going to focus on home audio. So I love JBL. I've always loved JBL speakers. When I was really into music, I had some of their high end speakers.

And that's what that's what I did all my testing on. They do the party speakers, which I'm just charging up now because once I'm done with this podcast, I'm going away for a long weekend before school starts for the kid and got the party speakers. So when we're out by the Airbnb pool, we can listen to music. JBL is great. So they've got these speakers.

I totally want to check them out. Maybe I'll switch to this for music around the house from now on. And it apparently syncs up. You can do it with your TV for surround sound as well. It's kind of all in one solution. Maybe because I've been burned by Sonos and I hate that app .

So until I get a chance to check out the JBL one app, I'm not even going to consider it because it's all about the app, right? It's all about the convenience. How many hoops do I have to jump through just to play music ? That's what I want to know. Like I want to be able to just send from Spotify or send from Apple music, just direct.

But and if you can't do that, I'm out. Well, here's the thing. You can actually send to your Sonos speakers now. Oh, you can? If they're on the network. Yeah. You can actually send to those. I haven't tried it recently, but you know, you get the list now when you do your audio settings and it will show you all of the different devices.

The thing is, I haven't been able to figure out if I can group them or not because I haven't really tried or cared because I have the Sonos app. I will give that a shot though this week and report back to you if I can group my Sonos speakers and then play through the other services. Because I know like when I open Audible and I want to, you know, pick the soundbar in my room, I can send to any of my Sonos speakers around the house for any audio app.

You certainly couldn't the last time I used Sonos. Yes, but yeah, it's a newer thing. So, but I will try that out because yeah, I don't use Spotify anymore, but I do use Apple Music and I have Apple Music tied in through the Sonos app and it sucks because every time I go to use it, they're like, oh, would you please re-auth?

And I'm like, I don't want to fucking re-auth. I just want to use it because I re-auth like, you know, three weeks ago. Stop, you know? And the interface sucks because you have to make special playlists that work with Sonos. I just want to open the Apple Music app, find my Rammstein album and hit play and have it fucking tear the house down.

That's all I want. That's all any of us want from any of these things. That's it. So, well, we have some news. Twitter is back, sort of. Sort of. A group of folks led by Stephen Coates, the former legal counsel for the original Twitter, have just introduced a new version of the social media platform.

It's running right now at the URL twitter.now. I had an awful lot in our show notes about this and what I realized is I don't give a fuck. Good. I'm glad because you just said it's running right now. No, it's not. Yeah. I put a graphic in here the other day.

It says, we're down. We're on it. Already learning things the hard way. We'll be back as soon as we can. Love you guys. It still has not been up since I put that graphic in the other day. So. They're fail whaling. Anyways, there's all kinds of lawsuits flying around now because Elon's saying, hey, you can't do that. They're saying, oh, but you let all the things go and blah, blah, blah.

Who cares? I don't want to be on the social networks I'm on now, much less a new one. Exactly. I'm on the socially responsible social networks and I still fucking hate it. So who cares? Yeah. Who cares?

This is going to go nowhere. Sony has really. Wow. This is good. Sony has told a court that reasonable consumers are fully aware that when they buy a digital game, pressing the button that says buy now, that doesn't mean they own it.

I would like to point out again, the button says buy. Not rent. Not anything else. It says buy. Yeah. In June, four players sued Sony Interactive Entertainment for allegedly breaking California law by not making it clear on the PlayStation Store that players are buying licenses to games, not actually owning the games.

It almost feels like how she's getting involved. We're fucking with words now. This argument was made because the PlayStation Store uses terms like buy now and confirm purchase. Players are under the impression that they're buying a copy of the game that they then own rather than a license to access the game, which can be rev oked by Sony at any point in the future.

As reported by Gamefile, Sony recently filed its response to the lawsuit claiming that customers are not only told your purchase of this digital product amounts to a license, but that reasonable consumers already understand this anyways without having to be told. You might be right about that, Sony.

As reasonable consumers, we realize we're fucked left, right, and center by everyone these days, so we expect fucking nothing. Fuck you, Sony. Well, after a couple weeks of bitching about Star Trek Strange New Worlds and their genre du jure, wow, that was a great last episode.

They just did a normal episode. And it was so, so good. It was fun. There was no Strange New World in it, but it was still fun. No, but it was still fun. I texted you right after. I was like, finally, that episode was awesome. I know. It was right when I was starting it, too, and I was just like, and I was tired, and I'm like, maybe I'll just watch this tomorrow.

And then you're like, now that's Star Trek. And I'm like, oh, fuck. Staying up late. Yeah. It was great. I loved it. Yeah. Ted Lasso continues to be good. I just watched the latest episode last night. I think it's a great thing. I get, you know, we're not in the early pandemic.

We're not all sad and need some wholesome, spun country wisdom to get us through. We're all actually pissed and angry right now, so the mood doesn't connect. But still a good show. It's fantastic. I'm enjoying it. Silo, finally something happened. Finally, something went boom.

Yes. Jesus. Took a long time to get there. This season's been slow as F, but that was a great last episode, and I think the season finale is going to be a burner, as they say. Yeah. Yeah. And then three more years, and then we'll get the next season.

So, yeah. Great. Yeah. So, that's great. Caught up on two movies with the kiddo. We watched Wicked for Good because we had seen the first part of it, and boy, that could have been one movie. This is The Hobbit spread over three movies. They could have condensed this down to one, but you know what?

It was really well done. It was a lot of fun. Wait, Wicked was three movies? No, it was two. Okay. The Hobbit was three. It felt like three. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm like, did I miss one in the middle? I mean, I've seen Wicked at the theater. You know, I've seen it in person, and I know that, okay, yeah, the second act sucks.

So, I'm like, okay, you can cut out 80% of the second act and just skip to the end. Yeah, nowhere near as good as the first one was, but still, you know, you've got to finish it out, and it was fine. And then, of all things, my wife suggested to my son, after he's now caught up on all things Star Wars, he's literally watched all the Star Wars there is to watch except for And or, you should see Spaceballs.

And in the back of my mind, I was like, he's 10. Mel Brooks, he's probably still a little bit young for Mel Brooks, but what the hell, it's Spaceballs. We're not like diving into Blazing Saddles or anything. Yeah, really? So, we watched Spaceballs, and I've got to say, it has legs , but they're teetering a bit.

Okay. Just because the effects and the pacing and all of that is so slow, but my son lost his fucking mind. He was laughing so goddamn hard. Really? Yeah, there's a few bits that are pretty adult, and there's some F-bombs and some other stuff that he hasn't really experienced that I don't think he was quite, well, he was thrilled about, to be honest.

Yeah. So, yeah, it was fun to watch it with him. And then, you know, at the end of the day, I mean, Mel Brooks writes to 10-year-olds. Like, the jokes, most of them are for 10-year-olds. So, it's all farts and ball humor and stuff like, you know, getting kicked in the nuts.

Like, it is perfect for a 10-year-old, so he had a blast. Yeah, I mean, think about Blazing Saddles, the fart scene around the campfire is, you know, classic. Classic. So, I was scrolling through Netflix, trying to figure out something to watch to fall asleep to, and I saw that they had Atlas Shrugged 1 through 3 on there.

I remember trying to watch Part 1 a long time ago when it first came out, and I was just like, okay, now, take the source material out of the equation, you know? Yeah. Because I've read Atlas Shrugged three times. We all have. I'm very familiar. I'm very familiar with the source material.

This is just one of the worst movies that's ever been made, period. Okay. And then they decided to get more funding and make two more . And they're all terrible. So, I do not recommend Atlas Shrugged. I don't care how curious you are. If you're, you know, Ayn Randian curious, no, don't.

It's fucking terrible. If you want to be curious, just read the fucking book. It's fine. It's a novel. It's fine. It's a way of, form of government and how to live your life in a morality play. It's a piece of shit. Well, I mean, you know, we all go through our Ayn Rand phase when we're like 18, 19, and we're trying to figure out the world and it sounds really good.

And then you get older and you go, what the fuck? That never works. That is just, we're living it right now. This is the result of that kind of bullshit. Yeah. If you want to watch something good, go watch Fight Club. Seriously. Just go watch Fight Club. That'll be much better for you.

Trust me. And that is basically the journey that you and I have taken . And most Gen Xers. We start with Atlas Shrugged and we end up at Fight Club. Yep. I mean, I sat in the theater for three showings of Fight Club the day it opened. That tells you how Gen X I am.

I am so Gen X I shit Fight Club. Anyway. And I actually have, if you scroll down in the notes, I had it in here because I watched it again last night. Because there's nothing else to watch. And I'm like, I need me some fucking Tyler Durden in my life. But what I do have a lot of in my life right now is the fucking Traders.

Traders Australia season three is wrapping up next week. It has been phenomenal. Love it. They have come back from the brink after season two, which was the worst season of Traders in history on any continent , which everybody agrees on. It was horrible.

Traders Ireland season two just started this week. Fantastic. Love to see her back. Traders U.S. New Blood starts in like three weeks. So that's Alan Cumming and the U.S. version with no celebrities. That's fun. Here's the problem. I have so many overlapping seasons of the Traders and there 's 20 contestants per house that are doing these.

So we have to watch the coming, like the previously on just to remember which universe. You think you have problems with universe creep and sci-fi? This is so much fucking worse because you have to remember all of the machinations of who's doing what to who. Then after that, oh my God, the Traders Canada starts like right a week after the Traders U.S. New Blood starts.

And then after that, the Traders U.K. Celebrity season two starts. So you'll be happy to note that as I've avoided any of these shows, I really don't like I don't I'm not a big reality TV show fan. I didn't want to get into this.

My wife has decided that because she likes the U.K. Celebr ity season two cast so much, we will be watching the Traders U.K. Celebrity season two. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. I got sucked in. Oh, then you're going to. Well, I have them all downloaded in my Plex server so I can I can shoot you copies of every.

I have literally seen every English language version of the Traders since it started. So I think I probably have a terabyte of the Traders on a hard drive in my bedroom somewhere. And the gentleman season two starts tomorrow or today when you're watching this on Netflix.

The gentleman season one was like this 17 years ago, I think, based on the Guy Ritchie film of 2012, I believe, or 2012. Who the fuck knows? Because it has been so goddamn long. This thing has been in the can for like a year. And they just never released it because things kept getting pushed, some reshoots or whatever.

But the upside is the gentleman season three has already been greenlit. So worth watching. I love season one. That's why I'm so pissed off. Season two took so long. And the movie, go back and watch the movie. It had all right, all right, all right. That guy in it. Can't remember his name right now, but I just remember him.

So. McConaughey. Yeah. Yeah. So that's all I got. I'm eyeballs deep into the traders right now. All right. All right. All right. There's a rather strange word that starts with an I in the Astro Pest Dictionary.

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When he's not covering the daily cyber beat on the Cyber Wire, he's busting scams with Joe Kerrigan on hacking humans, tackling privacy with Ben Yellen on caveat. Caveat? And proves there's always room for one more cybersecurity podcast with only malware in the building. Hi, Dave.

Welcome back. The hardest working man in podcasting. Oh, I'll take it. I'll take it. Stop me before I podcast again. Okay. Turn it off. Yeah. Sure thing. We're done. See ya. So we've obviously spent quite a bit of time talking about your digital piano or keyboard that you worked on.

And I was walking with my son the other day, and he almost made me fall down because he mentioned that perhaps he would like to learn how to play piano. And I was like, oh, well, you've always enjoyed music and been quite musical. So now you're ready to move past the recorder that the school burdened us with last year.

That sounds all right to me. Can you get him an accordion? You know, my two cousins had, unfortunately, had to play accordion. And every Christmas they would have to do the Christmas songs for us as we younger kids hit our jingle bells.

And they hated their lives. I do own an accordion, by the way. My dad loved his accordion. He still has it. I have one. Yeah. Yeah, they're great. He even still has his Al Yankovic songbooks. Not Weird Al, but the actual Al Yankovic.

He has the songbooks that he learned when he was a kid. He loves it. Yeah, sort of a lost art, I think. I think so, yes. I don't know. Not too many accordions. I mean, Weird Al. You've got Weird Al. Yeah, that's about it. And Oktoberfest.

That's your time to shine is Oktoberfest. It is your time to shine, yes. True. But as I was reeling with this new information, I did see in the news that Roland has unveiled a new digital piano, the FP40, which has built-in Wi-Fi, primary use cases for teaching apps and related software, which is pretty cool.

And it's got built-in speakers. And it's got, like, kind of everything that you'd need. It's got a teaching app built into it, too, called Pian osphere, which offers guidance, real-time feedback, and a rich library of popular songs and high-quality courses. So I'm now taking a good, strong look at this thing.

And it's about $750. Not cheap, but thousands, thousands of dollars less than many of the Rolands that I owned in my past. Yeah. I mean, that's a lot of piano for the money. It is. It is. If you look into it. Yeah. If you were closer by, I'd give you this one to give to your son.

This is the old Yamaha that's getting swapped out for the Kurzweil that I repaired. Yeah. But it would probably cost a lot to ship to Canada. And probably not allowed to ship it to Canada anymore. They'd have to tear off the fuck out of that, yeah. But, yeah, that's pretty cool.

It's amazing how much they pack into these things these days and just how good the piano sounds are. Yeah. Yeah. And it seems that the teaching system is actually really quite good, which is nice, because I am a decent keyboard player, but not to the level of, like, I'll really be able to teach.

Also, I'm a horrible teacher, so, yeah. Really? Yeah. Do you not have the patience to? Shocking. I know you'll find this shocking, but I do not have the patience. Yeah. It does take a certain personality to be able to teach.

Yes. I decided, you know, if you can't be good, teach. I'll just be good. Oh, okay. That's the way it works. I love this. I saw this piano that they just dropped this past week or so. I included a link in the show notes to my favorite digital piano review channel on YouTube, which is called Miriam Music, also Canadian, eh?

Eh. And so they sort of keep tabs on all the new releases and things, and they're impressed with this one. Yeah. So, for what it's worth. You know, the drawback, of course, is do I want to drop $ 750 on something that he might like for about a month?

And then that's that. So, I suppose then it gets me back into it. While I vacillated between, oh, I really want to pick up my guitar playing skills, I could actually just go back and work on my piano playing skills, and I would use it. So, we'll see. Yeah.

The other nice thing about, yeah, the other nice thing about a piano like this is that it plugs right into your digital audio workstation. So, like, if you want more instruments, if he gets into composing or anything like that, it just plugs right in. Yeah.

Just becomes your master keyboard. Yeah. Right. Right. They work great. I'm reminded. Are the keys weighted? Yes. They are, yeah. Oh, yeah. This is like real. That's the other. They've got triple sensor systems. So, yeah, it looks like it's really good.

Yeah. Weighted hammer action keys, which means, yeah, they're good. It's supposed to be a good system. Yeah. Again, for this tier of piano, which is technically a consumer grade piano, it's really high quality stuff relative to.

Maybe this is in the realm of prosumer. Yeah. That's fair. Yeah. Yeah. I think so. Sure. Yeah. People would take this out on gigs for sure. Mm-hmm. But this being a Roland piano, it reminded me of the old El ton John song, I Don't Want to Go On With You Like That, which featured one of the first Roland pianos, the Roland RD-1000.

And I was talking about how good the sounds are on this piano. I don't know if you guys remember when digital pianos first came out, they had a sound that wasn't good. It was piano-esque.

It didn't sound like a piano. Yeah. Right. It was... Pian-ish? It was more, yeah. I mean, it was more piano than synthesizer. It wasn't like a Moog synthesizer or something like that. But it had a hammer sound.

And... But this Elton John song is probably, I think, indicative of the sound that we were used to in the 80s. Between this and the piano sound that was built into the DX 7. Yes, the DX7, which was on everything.

Right. It was kind of ubiquitous. So I included another link to someone just demoing this old Roland piano. The music video for Elton John's song was often referred to as the greatest commercial Roland ever had because it's heavily featured in it.

But it's fun to look at this thing and just see how big and comparatively clunky it was to modern digital pianos and how few sounds it had in it. Like, I don't know, eight, something like that. Yeah. So, but yeah, it's fun to look back.

I actually had one of these when I was in college. I had a Korg sampling grand is what it was called. And it was just a digital piano. So I was a music student. And so I had one, but I wish I still had it. But I donated it to a school long ago.

Get one off of eBay and fix her up. Well, yeah, I've been there, done that. Now that you have the skills. Yeah, that's true. That's true. No, I think I'm good. My cup runneth over when it comes to digital pianos at the moment. Right. I've still got two cents in my garage, but they're not really good for learning on.

I've still got a Yamaha SY85 and a Korg Karma, which had this kind of revolutionary early, they didn't call it AI, but algorithmic settings on it that would do arpeggiations based on what you were playing. It was a lot of fun.

Yeah. Yeah. I really like Korg keyboards too. Me too. I thought they were great. Speaking of having too many of a good things, there's been R2D2 update. Now I have two. Are you going to paint one orange?

And so it could be chopper or R2D5 or whatever? They're all options on the table. Mm-hmm. Again, my lovely bride got another alert that they were available. And I don't know why, but I guess she just loves me so much .

She bought another one. And it arrived. So it's sitting in the living room, I guess I could have one at the office and one at home. I mean... Or you could save it for when there's a drought of R2D2s and actually, you know, make some money on it.

That was my son's idea. Put it up on the E of the Bay at a highly inflated price. Yeah. He also thought it'd just be good to have it around for spare parts, which I think is legit. That's a good idea, too. Because I'm sure it's not... I'm sure this is not a prosumer R2D2.

No. They are... As is many things these days, they look really good and are as cheaply made as possible. Yeah. Yeah. They turned that planned obsolescence dial all the way up. Yeah. Yeah. So now I have two R2D2s.

Ten-year-old me's head would have exploded. Right? Absolutely. Two full-size R2D2s. I would have been happy with two Kenner minifigure R2D2s back when I was a kid. Right. It's like that scene in Back to the Future.

Nobody has two televisions. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, I only have one of my Arduino kit that came. Oh. It came. It's here. I've opened it.

I've looked at it. I have not actually used it yet because my Jeep's still broken and I'm trying to find a way to make money to fix my Jeep. So I feel really guilty, like, playing around with an electronics kit right now while my car sits there rotting.

But I do want to say that it does not come with the electron microscope that is required to read the tiny little type in the book that comes with it. Because this is obviously made for children because only they have the three-point type that is in that book.

Yeah. Yeah. I need the old person edition. I'll tell you one of my tricks before I gave in and finally got my reading glasses that I'm currently wearing is I used to take pictures with my iPhone and then zoom on the picture that I've taken.

You don't even need to take a picture anymore. There's a – you can hit magnify now and it will just use it as a magnifying glass. I found my hands were not able to hold straight enough, so it was better to take the sharp picture and zoom. Oh, well, see, I stopped drinking a while back, so I don't have to.

Sobriety fixed that problem for me. So it's cool. I can't wait to dive into it. I'm ready. I'm ready. And the fun thing is that as I flip through the manual, since I've taken that YouTube course that I talked about last week, I understand a lot of what's in the book now.

Oh. I understand all the symbols and what each, you know, things do with the transistors and resistors, all that stuff, you know. Yeah. That all makes sense now. So when I'm looking at it, I'm like, oh, now I'm really kind of jazzed about it. So if I can get a job and fix the other shit that's wrong with my life, then I'll get to it.

But right now, it's on hold. So it is cool. I think you should get one, Dave. I do. Really? Yeah. Everything that I've read from all the people that are, you know, into starting electronics, they're like, it's a great kit to start with. It's just, you know, get that.

And then when you're done with all the tests, you still have an Arduino at the end of it that you can use for other stuff, you know. I get it. Yeah. And I'm sure there are kits that people have used Arduinos with their R2D2s. I'm sure. Exactly. Exactly.

Now you need two kits, one for each R2 unit. Oh, my gosh. Yes. Yes. It is interesting. Like, you sort of alluded to this, that the Arduinos are designed for kids. You know, a lot of the electronics. No, this kit is designed for kids.

That's what I mean. Not the Arduino itself. The kit. Yeah, yeah. Okay. This particular kit. I had to learn a lot of the electronic stuff, relearn a lot of the electronic stuff in order to pass my ham radio licenses. Yeah. When I did that. So that was a nice review.

But there's, I go to my local ham radio club has a monthly meeting, which I go to, which is fun. It's actually over at the Johns Hopkins Applied Physics Lab , which is a cool place to go.

But we've got, there's this one youngster, I'll call him. He's 52. Yeah. He's my age. I actually, I'm the youngster in the ham radio club. But now he's just starting off college.

Delightful young man. Lots of, lots of spicy energy in his personality. Vim and vigor. Piss and vinegar. Vim and vigor. Absolutely on the spectrum. That goes without saying, Dave.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I don't, and I mean that observationally without judgment. But, but it seems, and so part of what happens in these meetings is if someone's been working on a project or something, they'll bring it in and they'll do a little show and tell. Like, oh, look, I built this little Morse code device, or I built this new antenna, or I built this little receiver, or something like that.

And his response to everything, no matter what it is that someone brings in to build is, I could have built that with an Arduino. And sometimes people are like. Yeah.

Okay. Great. But the best response, last meeting he said that, and the person he said it to said, so could I, but where's the fun in that? So. Well, it's better than to smack it across the face, which is what I imagine that he's probably leading up to if he keeps saying that over and over again.

He's definitely, yeah, he's on, he's on that path. Everyone's been, uh, have a lot of. Has anyone ever been kicked out of a ham radio club before? We will find out. Right. Next week on how the ham spins.

Yeah. Yeah. I just said to my friend, uh, uh, she said to me, oh, you took up ham radio, huh? And I said, yeah, cause I didn't have enough nerdy hobbies. So we'll see. We'll see how long he makes it.

Um, everyone's been having a, just a ton of patience and understanding for him because. You know, I mean, he's, he's, he's not coming to all this from a bad place and he just can't help himself. It's just how he's wired. So we're all trying to, trying to, uh, put guardrails on him and not shut him down.

I guess is probably the best way to say it. Uh, so the last thing I put in here was a website that crossed my path. It's called the brutalist report. And I love the subheading, the day's headlines delivered to you without bullshit. And it's basically just like a little RSS, you know, reader .

It's a plain text, nothing fancy. Just you can dial in what you're interested in and it'll just build little, little lists of things to go. Little list of headlines. Check it. Yeah. Yeah. Just, just the way it used to be. It's very retro.

Uh, a couple of little things you can dial in about it. And, uh, I, I just find myself attracted to the simplicity of this. It's very old school. Thought you guys might be too. So, yeah, I'm just trying to see if there's an R, if there 's actually an RSS source for it that I can pop into my RSS reader that I built together.

But, um, yeah, there's a, there's a lot here for sure. I'm actually just going to take some of these sources and throw them in my other stuff. Right. Right. Yeah. But, uh, nice and simple. Yep. Definitely bookmarking this. Mm-hmm. All right.

Great. More depressing news to read every day. All in one convenient package. Can't get enough package, yeah. All right, gentlemen. All right, guys. Let's call it a day. Yep, yep, yep. Go spend some time with your R2 units.

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