Touch ID versus Face ID

It is heavy. Touch ID sucks. It really does want to be used right-handed when it's closed.

I was primed and ready to be furious about it. I prefer Face ID, but Touch ID's fine.

I did not, not once, lock or unlock a phone and I suspect that all the whining and moaning that all these reviewers are doing about not having face ID

I'm worried about Touch ID or excuse me, I'm worried, well, I'm worried about Touch ID slash lack of face ID